Ever wondered what your true self looks like? Take the True Self Quiz to find out. Grounded in cutting-edge pseudoscience, the True Self Quiz comes to you courtesy of Gary Speedwell, the protagonist of Michael Nabavian and Phil Wall's new novel Gary's Guide to Life: How I Am Going to Achieve Phenomenal Success, and How You Can Do the Same.
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Behold! This is your true self: powerful, single-minded, and
hairy.
Behold! This is your true self: open-minded and generous, with a
seemingly limitless capacity to take pleasure in the discovery of new animal species.
Behold! This is your true self: good-humoured, young at heart,
and always up for a game of elephant polo.
Behold! This is your true self: inspired, restless, and
determined to write the perfect romantic comedy screenplay.
Behold! This is your true self: shrewd, insightful, and prone to
rampant eyebrow growth.
Behold! This is your true self: thoughtful and genuine, with an
untapped talent for marine insurance underwriting.
Behold! This is your true self: strong, fiercely protective of
those he loves, and unwilling to put up with poor after-sales service.
Behold! This is your true self: pure-hearted, compassionate, and
tireless in his advocacy of government subsidies for jute farmers.
Behold! This is your true self: fair-minded, guileless, and
always willing to listen to both sides of any argument about soft furnishings.
Behold! This is your true self: plucky, resourceful, and willing
to go the extra mile to ensure that everyone gets their fair share of flapjacks.
Behold! This is your true self: passionate, vigorous, and
equally in his element whether creating or destroying.
Behold! This is your true self: magnanimous, sensitive, and too
modest to boast about his Scrabble prowess.
Behold! This is your true self: clean, trustworthy, and able to
give the impression of being non-judgemental.
Behold! This is your true self: patient, reliable, and able to
flourish in a wide range of different weather conditions.
Behold! This is your true self: laid-back, mildly flirtatious,
and an aficionado of lute music and freshly-picked raspberries.
Behold! This is your true self: industrious, pragmatic, and
always willing to assist in hostage negotiations.
Behold! This is your true self: perceptive, tolerant, and subtly
unhinged.
Behold! This is your true self: wily, unflappable, and full of
dark secrets.
Behold! This is your true self: amiable, refined, and always on
the lookout for new and better hair-care products.
Behold! This is your true self: insightful and patient, with an
uncanny ability to sense when someone is a fan of Coldplay.
Behold! This is your true self: polished, classy, and all but
guaranteed to make a big impression at Ascot.
Behold! This is your true self: intelligent, creative, and an
inveterate wearer of croissant-shaped headgear.
Behold! This is your true self: engaging, unconventional, and
ill-suited to life in a nunnery.
Behold! This is your true self: expressive, self-confident, and
skilled at providing counterespionage training to birds.
Behold! This is your true self: incisive, cool under pressure,
and surprisingly skilled at freestyle rap battling.
Behold! This is your true self: urbane and witty, with highly-developed ability to predict ethanol prices.
Behold! This is your true self: thoughtful, trustworthy, and
adept at hammering out arms-control deals between rival superpowers.
Behold! This is your true self: youthful, dynamic, and a bulk
buyer of volumizing shampoo.
Behold! This is your true self: quirky, engaging, and able to
switch seamlessly between the acoustic and electric lute.
Behold! This is your true self: athletic, driven, and not
easily impressed by smooth telemarketing pitches.
Behold! This is your true self: wry, irreverent, and able to
spot instantly when someone is exaggerating their Microsoft Visio experience.
Behold! This is your true self: spirited, inquisitive, and able
to forge positive working relationships with dolphins and other aquatic marine mammals.
Behold! This is your true self: charming, sophisticated, and
adept at finding and exposing large-scale accounting frauds.
Behold! This is your true self: astute, compassionate, and a
formidable competitor in the 200-metre individual medley.
Behold! This is your true self: organized, cool under pressure,
and highly effective at working out plea bargain deals.
Behold! This is your true self: arresting, enigmatic, and more
accomplished at gospel singing than one might expect.
Behold! This is your true self: practical, temperate, and fond
of walking through forest glades in early autumn.
Behold! This is your true self: good-natured, resourceful, and
convinced that headphones can be a fashion statement as well as a practical piece of technology.
Behold! This is your true self: warm-hearted, quixotic, and
wildly over-indulgent to birds.
Behold! This is your true self: cultivated, knowing, and
unwilling to participate in offshore tax avoidance schemes.
Behold! This is your true self: serious-minded, penetrating,
and resolutely uninterested in any Woody Allen film made after 1994.
If you found this quiz amusing, you're probably just the sort of person who would enjoy Gary's Guide to Life: How I Am Going to Achieve Phenomenal Success, and How You Can Do the Same.
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